LISTEN UP MUGGLE FUCKERS. YOU SEE THIS WONDERFUL LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE? THAT’S DEAN THOMAS. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I THINK HE’S AN UNDERRATED CHARACTER IN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES. LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT DEAN FUCKING THOMAS: He was born from a muggle mother and a wizard father who left when he was a baby. Dean grew up with his mother, step father, and several half-siblings. None of them knew he was a wizard, not even him. In 1990 he received his Hogwarts letter and was sorted into Gryffindor house. NO SURPRISE THERE. Dean was chill but he was really something. He filled in for Katie Bell as Chaser on the Gryffindor quidditch team in his sixth year, AND HE WAS FREAKING GREAT AT IT. He was also apart of Dumbledore’s Army. Despite his best mate Seamus Finnigan not believing in Harry, Dean remained loyal to both DA and his friend. AND LET’S NOT FORGET THAT HE DATED GINNY. THE GINNY WEASLEY. HE SNOGGED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER.
When sixth year was over for him, he had to live on the run. Since he had no official proof that his biological father was a wizard, he was accused of being muggle-born and “allegedly stealing magic”. He traveled from place to place and was the last one standing from his group of five (Dean Thomas, Ted Tonks, Dirk Cresswell, plus goblins Griphook and Gornuk). He was caught by Snatchers and was taken to Malfoy Manor then escaped with The Trio and the others to the Shell Cottage. He helped bury Dobby and put a wool hat on him to represent that he was, and would always be, a free elf. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THAT ISN’T THE SWEETEST SHIT EVER. Dean stayed at the Cottage with Bill, Fleur, and Luna for a few months. He even fashioned Luna a wand during all that time. DEAN THOMAS MADE A FUCKING WAND. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANOTHER CHARACTER BESIDES OLIVANDER AND DEATH FASHIONING A WAND BEFORE? HELL NO. THAT’S TALENT THERE, MY FRIEND. Dean returned to Hogwarts and fought bravely in the final battle. I don’t know what happened to him 19 years later, but I bet you all my Harry Potter merch he was successful and living his life to the fullest. Dean Thomas is my favorite character in the entire series and is one of the best and no one can tell me otherwise.
In conclusion, DEAN THOMAS IS A BAMF